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No one buys an iPhone to be able to talk to another human over a long distance, or click a photo, or browse the internet or any such stuff that a mobile phone allows a human to do. People buy an iPhone because they want a piece of the elite experience. It’s the equivalent of buying a luxury car. Another car will allow you to travel, but a Merc or a Lambo will bring with it an experience unlike another. Also, a bit of FOMO. That’s the same with owning the latest iPhone come September, every year. This year, it’s going to be a lucky number as the new iPhone “13” will launch on September 14. Apple enthusiasts will probably orgasm at the sight of the new orange / bronze / sunset gold (most probable title) iPhone 13 Pro. If the leaks are anything to go by, it’s the perfect hue of gaudy and classy. Trust Apple to pull off such impossible feats with panache. 

Now, the fruity tech brand is not one to push the envelope with every new release; the iPhone face has remained unchanged since 2017, when the inimitable iPhone X gave the world the notch. This year the notch is going to get smaller by a few millimeters (a gigantic metric in the ‘i’ universe), and that should be reason enough to get the latest iPhone. The iPhone 13 Pro Max is touted to bring a 120hz touch screen to the fray as well. Above everything else, this should be the reason why you get the variant with the ‘kidney consuming’ price tag. Why? Because the androids may tout 120hz as the premium feature that they brought years before the iPhone, but the truth is, even with a 60hz panel, the experience of using an iPhone has always been smoother and more refined than the competition. And finally, the big ace up Apple’s sleeve (literally and figuratively since this Earth-shattering feature won’t be available at launch), the new iPhone 13 will allow you to make satellite calls. Yes! You’ll be able to use a dedicated communications satellite hovering in the exosphere to make a call. No need to rely on a sim. iPhone users will finally become masters of their own destiny. 

So go ahead and book your date with the new iPhone 13 Pro Max. Lucky number 13, iPhone style!